june capstone in idea barrages

1.) If Brangelina and Bennifer had been in a four-way, imagine the confusing portmanteau.

2.) The moment you know a pop song is no longer relevant is the moment an ironic swing cover of it arrives.

3.) Remember, upstate New York, Uber is just union-busters forcing the “gig economy” on us with a pretty app. Resist eating your own.

4.) The dog knows more words of English than I know of Spanish and I lived in L.A. for like six years. Clearly the dog is my better.

5.) One potato dumpling, one more, two more, three more, five more, OH SNAP IT’S A FIBOGNOCCHI SEQUENCE!

6.) Being a heckler is bad enough but heckling the big guy or the cute woman, what’s wrong with you? You’re supposed to flirt with/fear us.

7.) The best knuck tattoos would be literally “KNUC KLES”. I like going SUPER literal.

8.) Grease, the tender romance about learning to completely change yourself to please your lover.