623 in idea barrages

1.) “More like JERK-182!”

2.) The videos of recipes camera down into the bowl are just about never having to develop stars they’d have to pay well.

3.) An obsessive compulsive’s knuck tats would be “EFIL LIFE” so as to maintain bilateral symmetry.

4.) The portmanteau for “ramen” and “romper” I don’t even want to attempt, that it may summon Cthulhu’s trust-fund son Louthulhu.

5.) I mean, it looks ridiculous on most men but why you gotta gender it as a “manbun”? Why not “on you specifically, that bun looks stupid!”?

6.) The weird thing about a lifetime supply of cigarettes is the more you have the less you’ll need.

7.) Lining up a few paid poetry readings/comedy performances always takes the edge off the “where’s a day job” thing.

8.) All in all, I have decided that Covfefe is the fake president’s self-insert lady skunk character in Pepe Le Pew fan-fiction.