junexi in idea barrages

1.) I like how the Universal Monsters Cinematic Universe was named “Dark Universe” by getting a Hot Topic manager high and letting him name it.

2.) When you invariably watch ‘Baby Driver’ on a tablet as a digital download, will that make it Mini Driver?

3.) If your dwarf is rocking a magical weapon +3 against fire creatures and you don’t call it “Chillax” what are you even doing with your life?

4.) Here’s the thing. It’s all ephemera to somebody. Your most cherished notion’s probably just a hamburger wrapper to someone. Own it.

5.) Groot suit riot (Riot!) Yeah, we’re all dressed like a tree, Groot suit riot (Riot!) Say I’m an ent, you’ll get punched by me

6.) Blinky and Sue were dating pretty seriously but then Blinky ghosted.

7.) I read the story wrong and thought the GUITARIST Buckethead had run for British Parliament and now I’m disappointed.

8.) If you’re “against Sharia” but you want a Christian-flavour of Sharia, shut up, go home, read a book, please don’t vote.

9.) Had there been a Shakespeare themed Presto Magic toy set in the 80s, the tagline could’a been “Aye, There’s The Rub-On”.

10.) Your surf-rock lube will be called GLIDE? OR ASTRO-GLIDE?