Menstruation. in The Napkin.

I say openly that I’m going to marry Tashina. She recently had her IUD taken out, so she’s bleeding again. And, well. I told her I want her to tell me everything about it.

So. I get pad pics, as she doesn’t use tampons. (Fear of TSS.)

It is absolutely fascinating to me. Women tend to be all YOU DON’T UNDERSTAAAAAND. Yeah, well. How can we understand unless someone shares their menstrual cycle with us? Again, we’re getting married. And I think you’d agree sharing the state of your pad is pretty gosh darn intimate.

I’m going to see her pop a kid OUT OF HER VAGINA. Seeing her uterine debris shouldn’t be as big a deal.