june 8 in idea barrages

1.) All you need to write a love song is “swoon” “moon” & “June”. All you need to write a metal song is “swoon” “moon” & “wound”.

2.) Don’t go challenging me to a crossbow duel, I’ve got no quarrel with you.

3.) His latest attempt at a Southern accent had failed but he was undeterred. “Oh well,” he said, “back to the drawling board.”

4.) Next time you hear some wanna-be-military “prepper” call olive drab green “OD green” respond “I read Garfield every day. Odie’s yellow.”

5.) The song “Careless Whisper” is undone by the fact that one literally must take care to keep their voice down to a whisper.

6.) He seemed mild mannered until he drank the potion and became a suave evil priest in THE NUTTY CONFESSOR.

7.) Oh, BOILERMAKER shape. I thought you asked if I was shaped like a boiler. I change my answer. No, then.

8.) Use as much halfling birth control as you need, it’s non-hobbit-forming.

9.) Convince someone that you believe “quinceañera” is a sort of tropical fruit. Sort of like a mango.

10.) Walk into a sex dungeon. Say “where’s the DM? I bought my dice and character sheet!” Or the other way around, if you got the costume.