june 9 in idea barrages

1.) Anthony Bourdain is so chef that despite looking and sounding like a Lou Reed cosplayer, his last name is still French as balls.

2.) “What’s that vulture eating?” Cain asked Adam and after a moment, his father replied “Carrion, my wayward son.”

3.) Any time I see Christian-themed cross-stitching I laugh to myself on the pun but realize the owner would be offended at my explanation.

4.) An EDM genre built around remixing old Kidz Bop covers and we call it “Bounce House”.

5.) You know what they say in the high-stakes game of museums: curators gonna curate.

6.) Whenever and however Trump moves on to the afterlife, dude is gonna have hell toupee.

7.) How has Smashmouth’s “All-Star” not been tweaked into a Yoplait ad yet? World, I can’t be the only one with all the good ideas.

8.) Since Yusuf Islam used to be Cat Stevens, it makes him doubly confusing with Sufjan Stevens.