june 6 in idea barrages

1.) It’s like a Ouija board except it jumps a little higher. It’s a Luigi board.

2.) Do vegan hockey fans throw vegetables instead of squid? Would that make it a… Mirepoix on Ice?

3.) Krang broke up with Shredder and now the Shredder considers him persona oblongata.

4.) It realized it is covered in arbitrary markings of meaning and now feels as empty as it always was, that’s why it’s a “graduated” cylinder.

5.) If one of Santa’s helpers in the mall takes your picture, is that an elfie?

6.) It bubbles up from the ground, black stinking corrosive power incarnate, and those who would be kings will happily kill you for it.

7.) It seems like every day I find out that a reality show I assumed ended a decade ago is still on the air. The Bachelor? Really?

8.) A cafe/retro B-movie screening room called “The Grindhouse”.

9.) Here’s a genre of performance art we should start: Misinterpretive Dance.

10.) It’s okay to eat those ghosts, according to Deepak Chompra, they’ll just reincarnate back into ghosts at the middle of the maze.