june 4 in idea barrages

1.) If you ever write a Daredevil story arc, here’s your title: LETHAL INJUNCTION

2.) Are all your rowdy friends here for Monday night? Good. Lock the doors. Only the final survivor of Monday Night Football will know freedom.

3.) Sometimes I just want to call into random pizza shops, asking for “Barry” and saying I can’t come into work tonight because of “a thing”.

4.) Good rowing teams know that strategy is fine but when it comes to game day, you gotta play it by oar.

5.) A dating site for superhumans called Magmeeto.

6.) Let’s refer to Bill Maher only as “the star of CANNIBAL WOMEN IN THE AVOCADO JUNGLE OF DEATH” until he gets the hint.

7.) No doubt Gallagher is out on some street corner, screaming about how Global Watermeloning is a lie as people look politely away.

8.) Fahrenheit-182: The Temperature At Which Crappy Punk-Pop Burns.