june 5 in idea barrages

1.) The key is to always have a Stan Freberg song at the ready to sing when people request “Freebird”. Claim misunderstanding and go for it.

2.) Step 1: Name your band “Sex Saw”. Step 2: get booked into SXSW. Step 2: buy a bunch of “e” and “a” stickers. Step 4: free ads everywhere.

3.) It’s a bird, it’s a plane… wait, it’s a bird again. Hell, it’s a robot now. FALSE SUPERMAN ALARM, IT’S JUST A TRIPLE-SHIFTER TRANSFORMER.

4.) “Ball and Chain” mashes up really well with a slowed-down version of “Mama Kin”.

5.) A terrible YA version of Peter Pan where he’s in a boy band called “The Lost Boys” & “Captain Hook” is the name of their Svengali producer.

6.) the human mind/a sort of doubt machine/running on the fumes of/remaining guessoline

7.) don’t need prince nor priest/nor warrior nor preacher/don’t need any single person/need us a whole lot of teachers

8.) Breathe. Focus on it. It just keeps happening, by reflex. Everyone from poorest saint to richest monster, we all breathe for a little while.

9.) Oysters: “Dive deep in the sea, find a rare kind of rock, crack it open then eat a little snot out of it!” Past must’ve been boring as hell.