june1 in idea barrages

1.) Remember when memes were pop ephemera like “left shark” not the conman with the nuke codes being publicly incoherent?

2.) Here’s another parody too obscure to write or perform: “Son Of A Preacher-Man”/the Canadian Topps imprint Oh-Pee-Chee.

3.) dandelion haiku: at first a weed and/then to seed for our wishes/that all blow away

4.) Republicans: “It’s your DUTY to make fun of Mohammed!” Republicans: “Don’t make fun of poor little defenseless Trump!”

5.) Here is your meme: The National Lampoon “Dog Cover” except with Trump and “or we DON’T”.

6.) That giant dragon eye on your lip, that’s just a canker Sauron.

7.) A vaporwave remix of the theme song to the old sitcom “Taxi” could possibly be the mellowest thing ever, if someone did it.

8.) Cake decorating classes bring back fond memories.

9.) All he wanted to do was sit around, smoke pipe weed and have four breakfasts. He was having his Middle-Earth crisis.

10.) There’s P and there’s BM but why aren’t there any vowel movements?