may capstone in idea barrages

1.) THERE GOES MY CAMEL/HE ONLY HAS ONE HUMP/THERE GOES MY CAMEL/A DROMEDARY

2.) Their argument about the original Japanese versions of video games escalated to a full-blown dorky-dorky panic.

3.) You either die a Mannili or live to become the Vanilli.

4.) THE ONLY BOY WHO COULD HAUNT THE LAGOON/WAS THE SON OF THE CREATURE, MAN

5.) A good title for something, Christ knows what but something, about the great shearing forces of being alive would be “In Defense of Regret”.

6.) I don’t believe in a MORAL VALUE to hard work. Sometimes it must be done of course but get it done then go back to farting around humanely.

7.) If I was going to lead a gang of knife-wielding thugs, I would at least name them “The Bladey Bunch”.

8.) It was cheaper for the adventurers to send message owls in the evening when they had Knight And Wiccan Minutes.

9.) Rugdoc, cleanin’ up the carpet/got more cleaner at the market/Rugdoc, never see this place without a clean floor, man

10.) Dear Twitter, please stop telling me to follow Katy Perry. Twitter, I’m an old, I can’t even tell her apart from Taylor Swift half the time.

11.) If there was a sequel to “Oliver and Company” I sure hope it was called “Oliver, LLC”.