may 25 in idea barrages

1.) EARTH GIRLS ARE EASY is sexy to nearly any orientation as it contains both peak-Geena Davis AND peak-Jeff Goldblum. FACT. TRUE FACT.

2.) If Train has a celebrity wine called “Drops of Jupiter”, when will there be Death Cabernet For Cutie?

3.) You know what’s a great nickname for Ayn Coulter? “G. Gordon Lady”.

4.) “It’s like Death Race 2000 but with zombies… we’ll call it… Cannibal Run!”

5.) PRILOSEC OTC/YEAH YOU KNOW ME/PRILOSEC OTC/YEAH YOU KNOW ME/PRILOSEC OTC/YEAH YOU KNOW ME/PRILOSEC OTC/EVERY LAST HOMIE

6.) America: the rich have photo ops w/ beer to pretend they’re poor & the poor vote against their own self interest in case they’re ever rich.

7.) Forrest Trump, an inverse Gump, a cruel idiot who gets everything unearned, stumbling thru history making everything worse.

8.) I like to think that my Chippendales name would be Luke Warm.

9.) Convince someone what you thought “Bang Bus” just drove around and gave out free haircuts.