may14 in idea barrages

1.) Of tall, dark and handsome, I unarguably have at least “tall” down and in baseball, .333 is an all-star.

2.) Roger Rabbit, gagged bound kidnapped, waking up to his stalker whispering in his ear “french me like you do your paint girls”.

3.) The remix as samsara’s next step after deconstruction’s ego-death. You cannot make anything new but you can make anything.

4.) The dryad swore she wasn’t grumpy, she just had resting birch face.

5.) A country-western cover of Teenage Wasteland called “Bubba O’Reilly”?

6.) Norin Radd riding the sun’s energy waves, is that surf de soleil?

7.) Checking Mickey Mouse into Celebrity Detox, the doc told Sly “Rocky, watch me pull a habit out of this rat.” To which Sly replied “Again?”

8.) The cornflakes said you were cute which is great as you’re a cereal monogamist but nothing happened, it was just a complimentary breakfast.