may8 in idea barrages

1.) Whenever they say “we’re being fiscally responsible” they mean “we’re letting the poor die so the rich can buy another yacht”.

2.) If you break your leg cleaning the cult leader’s bathroom, that’s a compound fracture.

3.) Let the shirkers all keep hopin’/cut us slack, Lord, let us by/have our debtors all think better/can’t take it with ‘em when they die

4.) Whenever I see a SUNY-Poly shirt, I wanna make a joke about majoring in juggling three lovers but I always fear them not getting the joke.

5.) A Dylan parody “Shelter From The Borg”?

6.) So which Sunday is Mothra’s Day?

7.) They’re spoiled for fresh fruit in California, absolutely avocoddled.

8.) Fame and entropy are the same, they both devour everything of any value, it’s just a matter of how long we stall it out.