may2 in idea barrages

  • May 1, 2017, 10:08 p.m.
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1.) You go from comic shop to comic shop, buying a Wolverine comic from every shop. It’s called a Bub Crawl, all the cool kids are doing it.

2.) They’ll make a disease that makes you need Pepsi and call it viral marketing.

3.) A parody of Aerosmith’s MAMA KIN about Anakin Skywalker could be… interesting.

4.) If it’s just gonna be a show about a European dude insulting peoples’ cooking, why not the title BURN APPETIT?

5.) Just because you’re limited edition doesn’t mean you’re collectable. And vicey-versy.

6.) He couldn’t function without a wingman, he was totally bro-dependent.

7.) After “baby’s breath”, the National Flowerlogical Society finally banned serial killers from naming flowers.

8.) If I worked in Fuddruckers, I’d always want to be singing “FUDDRUCKERS! FUDDRUCKERS INCORPORATED!”

9.) Look at it this way, at 6‘6 300-something pounds, I can be your boo AND your side-piece! One. Stop. Shopping.

10.) They’ll THINK they’re going on a Shark Tank show but they’ll be confronted with how bad their idea is. INVENTION INTERVENTION!


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