424 in idea barrages

1.) Flanders can’t cook Italian food because even seeing the word “pecorino” makes him think about his doodle.

2.) To properly gloat in chess against an Australian, punctuate your victory with a “gdaymate”.

3.) Someday, the girl from “Small Wonder” will get a pacemaker and be part robot herself.

4.) Via endless golfing, our fake president has literally become Florida Man. “Florida Man Demands Wall To Keep Out Reality”.

5.) I now demand of Netflix the mash-up television series “Perfect Stranger Things”. Balki’s telekinetic or something.

6.) Form a Nestle Crunch into a small rodent. Get Chris Pratt’s endorsement. Make a million off your Chris Pratt Crisp-Rats.

7.) If there were an Illuminati conspiracy, they’d have a long term plan. This is just a loose affiliation of short sighted rich jerks.

8.) A paralegal isn’t quite a lawyer, more of a hearing aide.