drug reference day barrage in idea barrages

1.) I don’t believe there’s an Illuminati but I sure hope that there are people who think they are the Illuminati. That’d be fun.

2.) Is the head of the sewer-department chosen in a run-off election?

3.) Make a small orchestra with five times as many members as Nickelback. Perform classical covers of Nickelback as “Quarterback”.

4.) If it’s not in the frame, it doesn’t exist. So step back, expand the frame, slowly make everything exist.

5.) If it isn’t quite a cardiac event, maybe it’s just a faint of heart.

6.) What if you have second thoughts and want your sins back? Can you depent?

7.) We spend a third of our lives sleeping. How much do we spend actually living?

8.) My dreams take place in the dead malls. My dreams take place in the Rock City Grocer. My dreams take place in places that no longer exist.

9.) Some people see a cup that doth nearly overflow, others a cup that doth not overflow. Some want a larger more bejeweled goblet.

10.) If you’re lucky, you can figure out life by a process of illumination.

11.) Tie a bunch of Garfield toys to drag behind your car. Write “Just Murrayed” on the back window. Drive around forever.

12.) The simple gross answer with Rachel Dolezal: so caught up in her own imaginary victimization, she decided to steal real victimization.

13.) You are all free to dig a Unicorn Shake from a big terrible machine but I am also free to say… man, I do not get it.

14.) A conspiracy theory where Michael Jackson died trying to invent a dance move so awesome it killed him, covered up so others don’t try it.

15.) Think of them as virtual Chuck E Cheeses, as Munch’s houses by proxy.

16.) Convince someone that 420 is a weed thing because of a Revolutionary skirmish at a pot farm called “The Battle of Fort Wenny”.

17.) Do we buy our childhood toys over again because we’re sickening nostalgia bots or because we can’t afford to have kids?

18.) Where would I be without you? Where would I be, without you? Where, would I be without you? Where would I be, without you?

19.) Sometimes the epiphany is that there will never be an epiphany. Sometimes you can handle that. Sometimes you can’t.

20.) The pride I take in not using social media to pretend my life is better than it is, that’s a paradox in and of itself, I get it.