414 in idea barrages

1.) The worst part of anxiety is there are things normal and easy MOST OF THE TIME then every once in a while The Fear stirs and freezes you.

2.) Yes, I didn’t pick up those ice cubes I dropped but surely by now that’s all just water under the fridge.

3.) Whenever I see “Weight Watchers” referred to as “WW” I first assume we’re talking about Wonder Woman and end up disappointed.

4.) Do you think Skeletor initiates sex with Evil-Lyn with the line “mind if I put some… evil in?”

5.) Zombie was such a crude term, she said. She preferred to be called “a people person”.

6.) But if they free all the gluten, don’t they know it will die in the wild? Domesticated gluten won’t know how to hunt for itself!

7.) Scientists have not determined WHY “rucksack” is the sexiest word a Scandinavian woman can say but they’re working on it.

8.) Alternate realities obscured by conspiracy are our culture’s new heaven, methadone for opiated masses, less high but still hooked.