411 in idea barrages

1.) Some people do their best to help the environment because it’s the right thing, others are just being ego-friendly.

2.) Tebow’s a strong man, he’ll hit homers against green kids with one pitch. Get him against real prospects in their 20s at AA, he’ll bomb.

3.) There’s something gratifying about knowing you survived being an angry young man and are still a pretty good old yeller.

4.) Lucille Ball in booty-shorts with “LUCY” written on the butt.

5.) I never would’ve been too good of a journalist, I fear, I would’ve been too tempted to add insult to inquiry.

6.) It’s a shame Zima was already the name of an alcohol marketed at kids because it would’ve been a great name for a Godzilla monster.

7.) Tomorrow is “Make A Joke About 311 Being A One-Hit Wonder Because They’re So Forgotten That You Even Got The Name Wrong Day”.

8.) Elderly werewolves are particularly susceptible to a Centrum Silver bullet.