43 in idea barrages

1.) The greatest Scandinavian baseball player was of course Whitey Fjord.

2.) The greatest Discordian baseball player was of course Whitey Fnord.

3.) The Dominos Army was unstoppable until the pizza ruiners started flying over and dropping in elite squads of para-noids.

4.) Why write “JUICY” on the ass of your pants when you could write “THE END IS NEAR” or even “THE END IS REAR”?

5.) Are your debts all in arrears?/Don’t even have a dime?/Student loans after twenty-years?/Can’t even work as a mime? - Steely Dan parody?

6.) A parody of Ozzy’s “Mr. Crowley” about Fred Mertz from I Love Lucy, William Frawley?

7.) If it was BEAUTY AND THE BEASTMASTER, I’d probably go see it.

8.) If your zoo has a manatee and it isn’t named Hugh, you’re doing it wrong.

9.) Laserdisc only went out of style because everyone kept mishearing it as “laserdick” and started laughing.