330 in idea barrages

  • March 29, 2017, 6:17 p.m.
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1.) Don’t say “I can’t do this”. Say “I can’t do this yet”. With practice and time, very few things are truly impossible.

2.) Pulpy orange juice: for people who think liquid is supposed to have chunks.

3.) Any time I hear a food referred to as “thick and delicious”, I assume they’re talking about me.

4.) Did you hear Troy McClure is having car trouble? Yeah, he blew a seal.

5.) I’m a human being first, a Mets fan second, it’s disgusting Familia barely gets a slap on the wrist for spousal abuse.

6.) Wouldn’t it be great if in the remake of IT, it wasn’t an evil clown but a haunted Information Technology department?

7.) She had a psychic stomach that could project itself onto the gastral plane.

8.) Sell bricks of chalk to people addicted to eating inedible objects. Call them Pica Chews. Hope Nintendo doesn’t sue.


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