326 in idea barrages

1.) Felix’s Law: The thinner the fabric of your shirt, the higher the chance that a kitty will want to knead your belly.

2.) Transformers could’ve been called Wereplanes and, really, it would’ve been more clever.

3.) If polyamory works for you and all consent, good for you, I just dunno where you find the time. ONE relationship is so much to juggle.

4.) Some people are into computer dating but, I dunno, that USB port is so small.

5.) Acme Fire-Resistant Pajamas - No One Can Hold A Candle To Us!

6.) She might’ve stolen the pope’s hat. Mitre might not.

7.) Everyone’s allergic to bees, to a certain degree. Enough of them and you’ll end up with hives.

8.) I’d write a parody of The Eagles “Already Gone” about the Gong Show but then I’d have to listen to The Eagles a whole lot.