325 in idea barrages

1.) I hope all you Never Hillarys enjoy the people of the Dakotas being poisoned by the Keystone Pipeline because that’s what you helped get.

2.) Stop worrying about hardworking brown people stealing your jobs, worry about rich lazy white people stealing your health care.

3.) If you want to lose your accent, you’re gonna need a strong disinflectant.

4.) Imagine the economic growth if the lower and middle classes could spend their money on real goods instead of student and medical debts.

5.) YES the Trump vote was ONLY about racism because when he tried that “fiscal conservative” stuff by repealing health care, they all rebelled.

6.) How our culture could consider Dukakis in the tank more embarrassing than The Game Show Host pretending to drive a big rig is beyond me.

7.) You should really be able to trade in UPC codes on Red Bull cans for season DVD sets of the old sitcom “Wings”.

8.) She wasn’t sure about plastic surgery but she was ready to give it the old collagen try.