324 in idea barrages

1.) Prepper psychos have a premise “Grayman” about blending in to survive so of course they sell shirts that say “Grayman” in big letters.

2.) Remember: because guns are well controlled in Britain, the tragedy yesterday was minimized compared to the bloodbath it would’ve been here.

3.) Particular deep talon wounds are caused by third-degree birds.

4.) Your hospital-set porno will be entitled “Taint Elsewhere”.

5.) I await the ads on digital sidechannels and the latest of late-nights when Chuck Norris starts selling Texas Ranger Walkers.

6.) A Western where Christopher Walken plays the camp cook demanding “More chow bell!”

7.) She rented out an IKEA for her birthday party, sort of a Swede Sixteen kind of deal.

8.) Willfully misunderstand hashtags. Treat #WCW as if it means World Championship Wrestling, #TBT as if it means Ten Baboon Tank.