a petit barrage in idea barrages

1.) A Primus parody “MY NAME IS FUDD”?

2.) no harm will come to you/know harm will come to you/no, harm will come to you/know harm, we’ll come to you/no harm, welcome to you

3.) It’s a good thing Gallagher’s no longer culturally relevant, saving us from 10,000 “he’s CRUSHING IT” memes.

4.) The search for the cat spa was fruitless, it seemed it was and would remain purr sauna non grata.

5.) “Mob Ties is such an ugly term,” she said, “I would simply say I have a few… mobligations.”

6.) Rascal is a cute dog but also quite obtuse, little dude always has an angle.

7.) He was sleeping like a newborn babe, covered in blood and getting slapped by a nurse.

8.) Performing involves a certain amount of being chewed up by your ghosts, that’s why they call it spirit gum.

Last updated March 13, 2017