36 in idea barrages

1.) The feud between rival schools of circus cannonball-men was later known as “The Human Missile Crisis”.

2.) Been lingering in reruns for a while now. Maybe my life will get picked up by a streaming service and I’ll get some new adventures.

3.) Introvert/extrovert is another false binary narrative they try to use to limit you. We’re probably all both, from time to time.

4.) Atomic bombs falling, Moe finally able to admit to Curly his affair with Larry. “It’s the end of the world as we know it and I feel Fine.”

5.) Darth Vader’s all about that base, ‘bout that base, those rebels.

6.) Iiiiiii-iiii-iiiii-iiiii’m hooked on Darjeeling, I’m mad for those tea leaves, can I make some for you?

7.) The guy on the My Pillow commercials has the voice of a washed-up o-lineman with a show on ESPN Radio weekends.

8.) Can we blame the death of truth on the day when Sesame Street had it turn out that Snuffalupagus was “actually” real? That’d be fun.

9.) If you’re gonna do a listicle on “the secrets of MASH” and number one is “it was based on a book!” please leave the internet forever.

10.) Brass dragon, in my flagon, brass dragon flagon, that’s in my wagon.