34 in idea barrages

1.) A Neil Young parody “After The Lunch Rush”?

2.) Nightmare where my computer was being hacked by Christian ransomware. Also, I could fly?

3.) BE the future liberals want.

4.) Was there ever a SABRINA THE TEENAGE WITCH where she mistook her aunt for pregnant upon the mishearing of a “baby in the coven”?

5.) The internet: “Most of the heads of the nation’s ruling party are being controlled by Vladimir Pu- OH GOD A BABY GIRAFFE!”

6.) When the furries got engaged so quickly, their friends all knew it wouldn’t last, it was only puppy love.

7.) Basically, I’ve never gotten a tattoo because you never know what image will be hijacked into a racist meme by idiots.

8.) The deconstructionist name for the scandal that brings this fake administration down will, of course, be InvestiGate.