33 in idea barrages

1.) Your film about a station wagon that goes to a college campus and kills will be called THE HATCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME.

2.) People on the radio talking about “the draft” and you wonder “what did that fraud do now” then hope they meant, like, the NFL or NBA.

3.) Gets so damn green around here with just a little rain. It won’t last, of course, the desert will win and return but that’s how it gets you.

4.) Had the dream where I go to a swap meet and by the end I’m naked with a fistful of obviously counterfeit bills again. Hate that one. In the dream a fortune teller told me she could read my future by the floaters in my eyes. Before she could explain how that worked I awoke.

5.) You will create the worst strong beer ever. It will be called Nickel-Bock and the streets of Williamsburg will flow with it ironically.

6.) I gotta tell you, I gave up Catholicism for Lent once and goddamn if it didn’t stick.

7.) Liminal beings are we, not these crude binaries.

8.) No we’ll never be mohels/(mohels)/we can’t stand the sight of blood/those kind of cuts just ain’t for us/call a doctor what’s the fuss