0223 in idea barrages

1.) I hate when I’m having a nice dream then I remember the implications in my real life of the niceness and have to disengage.

2.) So many content providers, so few contentment providers.

3.) Sometimes you just enjoy a joke that makes no logical sense, only emotional sense, like claiming Bon Iver is Bon Jovi’s son.

4.) Sometimes ease people’s pain by making them laugh, sometimes shock them into helping ease other people’s pain but goal’s all the same.

5.) Construct wordplay where either side of a misheard phrase works in a context. Consider “moot/mute point” “champing/chomping at the bit”.

6.) We are all still Sandy Hook, our past present and future tragedies denied by conspiracy theories that support their lazy hateful worldviews.

7.) He thought he’d gotten a pie but when the four-and-twenty blackbirds burst out, he realized a murder was the case that they gave him.

8.) Enten-Man’s power is, of course, modestly priced cakes.

9.) You’ll never convince me that “a hot dog makes her lose control” in the Patty Duke Show’s theme wasn’t an intentional slip-past-the-censors.

10.) These totalitarian sons of bitches are radicalizing generations. Out there, in there, everywhere. Calling down thunderclouds.