218 in idea barrages

1.) On the one hand, here are all the good things I have screwed up and lost. On the other hand, despite all that, here I am still breathing.

2.) Your horror movie set in the 70s will be called FRAMPTON COMES UNDEAD.

3.) Your film about escaped prisoners hiding out in a frat house will be called BROS AND CONS.

4.) Your stoner-crooner character will be called Garry Chronic Jr.

5.) Some say he was squatting on heaven dot com but others say he tampered in God’s domain.

6.) If we’re to be saved, it’s gonna be by protestors, journalists and lawyers. That’s why these bastards want to demonize them so.

7.) I’m traveling to Los Angeles around the same time the fake President is gonna call in the Nat Guard to back up racist ICE raids. TIMING!

8.) Name your metal band “Buffy The Vampire” and work your asses off until the day you can open for Slayer.