0213 in idea barrages

1.) The bastards know that no educated populace would allow their reign of corruption & hate so they dismantle education.

2.) All I’m saying is Panera Bread would be a lot cooler if it were Pantera Bread.

3.) A cabaret show about all the different kinds of pasta called “Carb Array”.

4.) Grue-Tang Clan ain’t nothin’ to quest with, Grue-Tang Clan Ain’t Nothin’ To Quest With, GRUE-TANG CLAN AIN’T NOTHIN TO QUEST WITH

5.) Your post-apocalyptic movie that takes place in Russia will be called “MAD MARX: BEYOND ONION-DOME”.

6.) Your line of Wu-Tang inspired panties will be called “Shaolin-gerie”.

7.) The fake president bans press from his golf game so he can claim more holes-in-one in a round than North Korea’s dictator.

8.) The man who recorded “Parents Just Don’t Understand” now has a son who spews New Age psychobabble that is completely incomprehensible.