29 in idea barrages

1.) Was a lot written in ‘30s Europe about how weirdly day-to-day the rise of fascism could feel if you ignored the news? We can write it now.

2.) It was the best of February rap battles, it was the worst of February rap battles, all in all, it was the winter of our Diss Content.

3.) I like to believe that “Chumbawumba” is actually Australian slang for some kind of sex act that is unspeakably foul.

4.) The eventual BluRay box set of the entire PAUL BLART: MALL COP saga will be called “Total Release of The Blart”.

5.) I am old enough to remember when “Surge Pricing” was just about sodas with mountain bikes in their ads.

6.) That’s the weird thing about ascending to another plane of existence: here today, God tomorrow.

7.) Sometimes I sing a song to the pets where the only words are “Good cat and adequate dog, good cat and adequate dog”.

8.) I think people would be less afraid of colonoscopies if we called them “colitis-scopes”.

9.) Hopefully we’ll be able to re-edit THOR RAGNAROK into a buddy road comedy called NORSIN’ AROUND.