25 in idea barrages

1.) The island of metaphor, the summer camp where nothing literally makes sense, I hadn’t been there in my dreams in years. It was dying.

2.) The secret party house, the place where people let their animals out, I hadn’t been there in my dreams in years either. It was also dying.

3.) You will have a sixty-person chorus cover Joy Division song as “The Joy Multiplication”.

4.) You will remake metal songs as EDM and go by the moniker “DJ Dirty Danzig”.

5.) If someone drops the roach in their lap while driving, it is your duty to yell “this joint is jumpin’!”

6.) Are there “this machine punches nazis” bumper stickers out there yet? Millions in that one.

7.) If there’s a flasher named Johnathan, it is your duty to write a headline about “The Revelation of John”.

8.) THE HOBBIT except every dwarf is replaced with Dorf.