127 in idea barrages

1.) Asked for a preliminary opinion, the coroner could only reply “remains to be seen”.

2.) Crossfit’s hard but the worst part is when they drive the nails in.

3.) A tee-shirt with a picture of a flip phone from 1999 and the caption “Flippin’ Sweet!”

4.) Run a sperm bank for vegans called “The Non-Dairy Creamery”.

5.) EMPIRE STRIKES BACK except we misheard and Cloud City was actually Clown City. Just… all clowns. Lando Clownlissian. Chock full of clowns.

6.) Your tabletop RPG based on 2001 will be called “Moonbases & Monoliths”.

7.) You think you’ll just make one nun’s outfit but you wake up three days later having suited the entire convent because its habit forming.

8.) In Soviet Russia, party is hard on Andrew W.K.!