jan23 in idea barrages

1.) Now you have to make Meta-Krispie Treats by making Rice Krispie Treats out of Rice Krispie Treats cereal.

2.) The “Come Together Let-Down” is the psychological reaction to thinking a great song is starting but really it’s just a mediocre cover.

3.) Flashers don’t ask to be paid, they do it for the exposure.

4.) A Vaporwave that stretches a five minute NPR report over two hours called “Slow News Day”.

5.) I want a Bond movie where the villain’s exotic pet is an owl called HOOTIE AND THE BLOFELD.

6.) A little known fact about FDR is that Delano is French for “dickpuncher” and he punched many Nazis right in the dick, metaphorically.

7.) If a tree falls in a forest and a human being hears it fall, a meaning is ascribed.

8.) There needs to be a movie about Baby Gandalf and Baby Sauron fighting over a jungle gym called LORD OF THE RUNGS and you know it.

9.) Is there a nickname for people with ASMR fetishes? How about ASMartians?

10.) A roleplaying game about Thanksgiving dinner called TURKEYS & TATERS where the storyteller is The GravyMaster.

11.) Bumper Sticker: Film Composers Get Paid To Score.