122 in idea barrages

1.) The attempt to eradicate the flu is something of a cold war.

2.) Your film about a dystopian future where actors are only allowed to play man-children until 40 will be called SETH ROGEN’S RUN.

3.) A South American nerd is known as an “Ecuadork”.

4.) Suffering either makes you want to never feel it again yourself or makes you want no one to ever feel it again. Compassion is the answer.

5.) In theory, Wolverine’s supposed to be short but we did okay with that huge ackman.

6.) Part news monster. Part robot. All cop. MORBOCOP.

7.) Oh Twitter eggs, oh Twitter eggs, how much I love to block you, oh Twitter eggs, oh Twitter eggs, not worth the time to mock you

8.) Start a band that covers the songs in MIAMI CONNECTION in the style of Chris Cornell and call yourself SOUNDDRAGON.

9.) Having discovered that Clayface was posing as Alfred, Batman could only mutter “I can’t believe it’s not butler”.

10.) Neurotic, neurotic, wash your hands and then all your body, neurotic, neurotic

11.) Some people think Poison Ivy and Harley Quinn are lovers, others think Harley is stuck in The Frond Zone.

12.) He used to change the wheels on racing cars but eventually he retired.

13.) The phrase “pipe down, squirt” has very different contexts in a 50s sitcom and in a modern sperm bank.

14.) Let’s stop calling “men’s rights activists” the name they want. Let’s start callin’ them “bro-magnons”.

15.) If you do a Korean-language version of Rocky 3, have the title track be covered by a band called Seoul Survivor.