113 in idea barrages

1.) If you’re of the orientation “aromantic”, that’s fine, do you do, but maybe pick a term that isn’t easily confused with “aromatic”.

2.) Fuse the Bechdel Test and the Turing Test, see if you can get your rudimentary AIs to talk about something other than people.

3.) In art, always make the weirdest choice you can ethically get away with. Back yourself into a corner you have to evolve your way out of. Rejecting “high” art out of hand is just as bad as rejecting “low” art out of hand. It’s a false dichotomy. Be an idea magpie.

4.) A guide to getting promoted in the army is really just an upper G.I. tract.

5.) A rogue-like RPG about getting into a fraternity called BROCEDURALLY GENERATED.

6.) At all possible opportunities, pronounce “iPhone” as “ip-hone”.

7.) I feel like if Sec. Clinton had added “no more movies about Boston” to her platform, even Putin’s spies couldn’t have stopped her.

8.) I want Croenberg to direct a buddy cop comedy called BUDDY HORROR.

9.) I will always mistake “crazy eyes” for “smoldering intensity”.

10.) “so long and thanks for all the fish” would have a very different context if delivered by a mermaid prostitute.

11.) I want the Albany-area superhero to basically just have incredible leaping ability and be called “Saratoga Springs”.

12.) Service with if not a smile as least the simile of a smile a turning of mouth corners as if it were a smile. Service with at least that.