112 in idea barrages

1.) Throws open the doors of Heisenberg High School: “WHO’S IN CHARGE HERE?” A bystander yells back “I’M NOT SURE!”

2.) Whenever facebook says “such-and-such was live”, I always want to wistfully reply “weren’t we all, once? weren’t we all.”

3.) You’ll know the AntiChrist because he’ll be born in an unstable place.

4.) Scat fetishists have come together to form their own plop-culture.

5.) I demand a DC super-villain team called Big Head Grodd and The Monsters.

6.) Your Poison Ivy/Harley Quinn slashfiction will be called A SERIES OF FORTUNATE EVENTS IN A LEMONY THICKET.

7.) When someone says “hey youtubers” on a vlog, I definitely briefly feel like I’ve been called a potato.

8.) If you keep failing at running away to join the circus, don’t give up but change tactics, start a circus where you are instead.

9.) Of all the minor characters in the Star Wars oeuvre, Dash Rendar sounds the most like an off-brand digital editing suite.