janx in idea barrages

1.) It’s the height of arrogance to believe things happen “for a reason” to teach you but without it, it’s hard to function in society at all.

2.) dear facebook memories, please stop reminding me how many different lives I had that were nice then and tainted with hindsight, thanks.

3.) Having a ball removed tends to make one testy.

4.) If the Simpsons merchandised a frisbee that was a Disco Stu Disc O’Stu, I’d probably buy it.

5.) Much of the support for Baby Jessica was meaningless, maybe even counterproductive, but it was all well intentioned.

6.) G.I. Joe is figurative, literally.

7.) There’s a strrraaaaaaawman in your argument, the person you’re proposing couldn’t be the way you meant, there’s a straaaaaaaawman…

8.) A rap where Iron Man laments that Captain America cheated on him with “Bucky With The Good Hair”.