jan9 in idea barrages

1.) “Prilosec Omeprazole, NPR Boston”

2.) It was just as he feared, after years of fraternity keg stands, he’d finally torn his brotator cuff.

3.) Tell people your Potterverse House is Puffnstuff.

4.) I am so out-of-touch that I didn’t know Golden Globes was today until I started seeing Tweets about it. Yes, I am bragging.

5.) Your concept album about Stormtroopers rapping poorly will be called INSANE CLONE POSSE.

6.) My French is so bad I was trying to order a chocolate croissant and I accidentally summoned an Elder God.

7.) If your video game is called The Banner Saga and it’s not about The Incredible Hulk, you have failed entirely.

8.) The optimal title for an 80s workplace sex comedy would’ve been called SPREADSHEETS and it would’ve played 537 times on USA UP ALL NIGHT.