jan7 in idea barrages

1.) A viable alternate title to TWILIGHT would be DUNCES (WITH WOLVES).

2.) Gumby’s overly clean-cut storylines spared us of the episode where his mother discovers his stash of CLAYBOYS.

3.) I hope youtube someday gets sued by Ikea for stealing the name for its Vlog swivel chairs.

4.) How many times has a tech-douche pitched a SnapChat rip-off called Mammogram only to find out that’s already a word?

5.) The inverse of “if you shake it more than twice, you’re masturbating” is that if you’re a really quick draw, you’re NEVER masturbating.

6.) Your sitcom about a man who owns a talking dead body “Mr. Dead” will begin “A corpse is a corpse, of course of course…“

7.) Your Sci-Fi movie of the week about radioactive tampons that turn women into fish monsters will be called TOXIC SHARK SYNDROME.

8.) Halfway through the movie, the lead finds out that his girlfriend is secretly a fortune teller in THE SCRYING GAME.