jan4 in idea barrages

1.) If you find the works of Cronenberg erotic, that’s just bawdy horror.

2.) Secretly, honey badger cared a lot. Honey badger cared too much and tried to hide behind a protective facade of don’t care.

3.) Pretend that you think IT is about an evil clown that works in information technology.

4.) If he was telling Beethoven to roll over and wanted Tchaikovsky to move, I can only assume they were at some kind of composer orgy.

5.) Your next band will be called “Shemp Boyardee”.

6.) Camping is more difficult than you think, that first night is all about getting in tents.

7.) Why do we call it “hockey cider”? Because we mull it.

8.) When working with a photographer, do not grab the camera and smash it to the ground to “let the little men who make the paintings”.

9.) Loving someone with back problems is a series of truss exercises.