jan 2 in idea barrages

1.) In Soviet Russia, mullet is party in front AND back, party is EVERYWHERE!

2.) Fittingly, the Hangover movies were like actual hangovers. Funny the first time, the second irritating, the third proof there was a problem.

3.) Your documentary about the vanishing true NYC delis will be called “Desperately Seeking Reuben”.

4.) If you’re thinking of a number between 1 and 2, you are a taint, how can you think of numbers if you’re a taint, that’s just impressive.

5.) Never yell “sick beats!” at the DJ until you first find out if he’s a leper. The leper DJ community is sensitive.

6.) I still don’t know how USA Up All Night never had a terrible T&A comedy about gynecologists in training called “Entrance Exam”.

7.) 2016 was the Blues Brothers 2000 of years. You’d’ve thought 2000 would’a been the Blues Brothers 2000 of years but just checked my math, no.

8.) Disney covered it up because it didn’t fit their family image but the Little Mermaid used to drink like a fish.

9.) A Beatles parody about three-ways “Got To Get You Into My Wife”?

10.) A parody of McCartney’s “Jet” about the Sith? “Daaaaarth Vader, muuuuuch later”.

11.) The Usurper thinks himself a Caesar but he ain’t no orange julius, dude ain’t even a jank-ass Sunny D and Popov screwdriver.