1117 in idea barrages

1.) Solitude itself a kind of offering, to the angry god of lonely, in hopes after you leave your hermitage, you won’t have to be alone anymore.

2.) Just because it was trojan horsed onto a perversion of an election cycle doesn’t change what it is: a coup facilitated by foreign espionage.

3.) Exaggerations are more dangerous than lies because the insincere can then point to the 0.05% truth contained within and claim its all true.

4.) Constantly pretend to confuse the World Economic Forum in Davos with the Doctor Who villain Davros.

5.) The ultimate expression of youtube would be an unthreateningly cute woman sampling MREs and ASMR-whispering over a bed of vaporwave music.

6.) The way women on youtube belch proudly I can’t tell if it’s a deconstructing femininity thing or if its catering to a secret fetish market.

7.) Open up a dentist’s office in New Mexico called Tooth Or Consequences.

8.) Apparently there is a woman in MMA named Nunes but all I can imagine is middling SU quarterback Troy Nunes fighting ladies in the octagon.

9.) My New Years Resolution is to resist and to love. Everything else is ego frippery. Resist and love.

10.) As the horrors grow, here’s hoping that the miracles grow in opposition to them. Wonders never cease.

11.) All the bad news in 2016, topped off by noticing that Bjork must be so broke that she let one of her songs be used in a Candy Crush ad.