barroxing day in idea barrages

1.) When I say “I threw my back out” I mean “I wanted to discard it for one that actually works”.

2.) When two clowns are a couple, all sex is make-up sex.

3.) Is it that famous people are dying more or is it just that there’s a lot more famous people so that just naturally boosts fame-deaths?

4.) The upshot of societal collapse is avoiding the inevitable multigenerational youtube star whose entire life is daily vlogged.

5.) I like to think that the elves would eventually participate in a socialist revolution and refer to themselves as Santanistas.

6.) If the Bitcoin ever became a common currency, “shave and a haircut, two bits” would’ve been utterly ruined.

7.) If you are a tomboyish woman who prides herself in being able to fix everything, consider Mike as a mate, he hates oil and rust.

8.) I like to think that in Britain they call wife-swapping “flipping you the bird”.

9.) If your superpower involves eye-lasers, you are legally obligated to name your sidekick “Pupil”.

10.) An attempt to find out if Mass is less mind numbing as a full adult results in a bored-again Catholic.

11.) You’re not really a youtube obsessive until you name your children Like, Comment and Subscribe.