1221 in idea barrages

1.) To the tune of the Pink Panther’s theme “Dat Ass, Dat Ass, Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Ass Dat Asssssss”

2.) Ordering spring rolls does not summon the end of winter.

3.) Your documentary about fake news hollowing out democracy will be called APOCRYPHAL NOW.

4.) Your pitch for a workplace sitcom about a Starbucks-like cafe will be called “Just The Tip”.

5.) A parody of Aerosmith’s “Mama Kin” about otherkin?

6.) If I ever met former baseball player Jesse Barfield I’d talk to him about lasagna & hating Mondays until he got the joke & left in disgust.

7.) The prequels happened in broad strokes, specifics were propaganda to make both the Rebels & Empire look like idiots, esp Sen Jaaluran Binks.

8.) A more honest name for Uber would be “make a peasant drive me”.

9.) Nothing makes me close a podcast than using “social justice warrior” as an unironic pejorative. I wish I could deserve that compliment.

10.) The highest calling is to alleviate each others’ suffering. Preventatively, if possible, palliatively but only if all else is exhausted.

11.) Feels like the dream sequence at the end of LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST, safe & old in a bed while the Temple burns. But we too can wake up.