1215 in idea barrages

1.) No, Gnarls Barkley, that doesn’t make you crazy. It might be one of the SYMPTOMS of your madness but it is hardly the cause.

2.) Officious Tree, Officious Tree, effusively obtrusive, Officious Tree, Officious Tree, meddling and deluded

3.) The nothing we breathe the nothing we swing our arms thru is lead molasses in comparison to the vast majority of the universe.

4.) If there’s a level in a first person shooter where you have to guide a call-girl to safety, is that an escort escort mission?

5.) THE JINGOISTS ATE MY COUNTRY

6.) It’s now officially winter because the dog has to poop in the garage.

7.) Had the David Lynch DUNE been a huge hit, you know a marketing tie-in would’ve been the candy Gum Jabbar.

8.) Your documentary about talc will be called “Down In Fragile Rock”.