1213 in idea barrages

  • Dec. 14, 2016, 8:01 a.m.
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1.) A parody of “All The Young Dudes” about Gary Gnu?

2.) Name your cat “Mister Velvet Ears”.

3.) The only thing worse than idiots not knowing they’re idiots are people who are smart at one thing assuming they’re smart about everything.

4.) Art is the holy flim-flam, the well-intended lie, equal child of shaman and con man, if you believe those two separate identities at all.

5.) As always, if they bark “It’s Merry Christmas not Happy Holidays!” at you, just say “New Years is a holiday too” to mess with the bastards.

6.) I’ve always wanted to meet Meatloaf if only so I could refer to him as “Mr. Loaf” and see how he’d react.

7.) When you emit chemicals that repel your preferred gender, those are un-pheremones.

8.) Your Bob Dylan themed D&D campaign will be titled “Entangled Up By Grue”.


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