1212 in idea barrages

1.) Buy a lot next to a brothel and start a service called Validated Porking.

2.) CANCHA SEE, CANCHA SEE, HOW THAT WOLFMAN BEEN CHEWIN’ ON ME

3.) SHOT THROUGH THE HEAD AND BILL’S TO BLAME, WILLIAM TELL HAD BAD AIM, BAD AIM

4.) Mos Eisley Rugby Pitch, nowhere in the universe will you find a worse hive of scrums and villainy.

5.) Try to convince someone that you think cheerleading is rooted in Egyptian religion chanting for the god Ra.

6.) My Writing Process: Every day, I collect all my weird jokes, ideas and observations from social media and slap them into a txt file. Every night, if I’ve accumulated eight or more, I’ll paste that list into my journal as an entry. In a given year, I’ll accumulate roughly 320-350 of these collections that I call “barrages” of ideas in my journals, nearly daily. Every 3 or 4 days, I’ll then go through the last half week’s barrages and reflect upon them, seeing which ideas are worth then expanding on for a comedy song, a poem, a stand-up bit or some other longer form piece. Probably only one or two ideas in any given “barrage” are interesting or funny enough to expand upon but having all my random ideas in one place as a glurge to dip into helps me stay prolific, at least in my development of comedy bits, poems and song parodies. I don’t know why I wanted to delineate this publicly today but, like, perhaps it will give some of my other friends who are creators some ideas on structuring their creative process more fruitfully.

7.) A racist low-level super-villain with stretching powers called Rubber E. Lee.

8.) I’ll never accept as legitimate a president who will defend the KGB & their useful idiots at Wikileaks over the American democratic process.