normal barrage in idea barrages

1.) If you need to name a Gorgon, name it Zola, unless you think that’s too cheesy.

2.) Your depressed superhero with camouflage powers will be called The Invisigoth.

3.) If Sonic steals Tails’ salad at a fancy steakhouse, he’s Sonic The Wedgehog.

4.) The Angry Orange ducking taking meetings to go to ego rallies, looking for applaudable deniability.

5.) If you really wanna confuse your opponents, swap out your battle cry for a battle yawn.

6.) Your martial arts superhero will dual-wield children as his weapons and be known as Kidtana.

7.) Because I’m old I never called a party a “rager”. Sounds like a buncha angry vikings, not 30-somethings pretending to still be in college.

8.) Bubble Tea: because someone thought gummy bears in their tea was an idea.